Finally…

Prescriptions are starting to get filled. Morphine will arrive soon. The steroid is already here. The suppository was a waste of money. It’s basically preparation H in a solid form. It resembles a bullet and dissolves once inserted. I’ll just buy that next time and get a .22 bullet mold and throw that bitch in the freezer. Who would have ever thought I’d be sticking a bullet up my ass.

I’ve dropped down to 180 lbs which is scary since just yesterday I was 183 . Both weights were taken at the doctors office. I’ve officially hit the 50 lbs lost mark. If this shit doesn’t stop soon I’m going to look like a Pez dispenser.

I’ve been spending a lot of time in the tub last few days. With any luck the gamma rays will allow me to grow gills and I can go fight Aqua-man for his spot on the Justice League. And that leads me to wonder. Where tf is a mermaids vagina?

That’s all I got for today. Time for me to get back to this .