May 6th, 2022...

Idk wtf kind of day this is but here goes. This morning my son goes out to catch his bus. The dumb bus driver picks up a different kid and leaves my kid outside in the rain. Now that some random child has been kidnapped and taken against his will to a foreign school my child is still at home with the bus refusing to come pick him up.

Now normally I would take him to school myself. But that’s not possible because the Infiniti is in the shop with a possible transmission issue and power steering concerns. Current bill is roughly $1750. If that wasn’t bad enough the shop calls as soon as I return from the radiation center to inform me that my truck has been hit by a flat bed truck while it was parked at their lot. And this is the same day the adjuster is due to arrive to do the warranty claim.

Which one of your haters is out there doing Voo-Doo? Like seriously. Can I get a fucking break? These demons can’t break me with cancer so they come up with plan B. I don’t need plan B. Nobody is pregnant! *Pulls hair out that cancer didn’t get*.

And this isn’t even the most surprising event that’s occurred. Tell me why upon rushing into the house to get to the toilet My son who missed his bus is found with a massage gun against his nut sack! . How am I supposed to process all of this fuckery at the same moment? I guess when you gotta rub one out and you’re alone you get creative. I wouldn’t know since it’s been so long since I’ve had a working penis of my own. .

So to sum up May 6th 2022, you can have this whole day back. There was no real update from the doctor other then we’ll see you in two months to violate your booty hole again. He brought up the rapist name and I said I’d prefer the other guy with the small hands. .

Cheers to you all. I Definitely need a drink after the morning I’ve had.