There’s nothing worse for a man’s ego then to feel like he’s a Eunuch…

I just ate a Viagra to feel like a man again. Impotency is a terrible side effect of radiation. I’m literally what you order when you ask for boneless wings . Seriously though, this would be a blow to any man’s self esteem. You grow up watching him raise up and command his presence. Then one day you wake up to your member needing CPR.

(Volunteers? )

If there’s one thing a man is connected to it’s his penis. When I referenced Charmander the other day that was not an exaggeration. Fried, dried, and damn near died. Men measure themselves by their libido. And that leads me to ask, “Why hath you forsaken me?”

Look…, if Chris Brown can rap about his dick I can post about mine:

Oops, I said, "On my dick"

I ain't really mean to say, "On my dick"

But since we talking about my dick

All of you haters say hi to it

I'm done.

Thanks for letting me vent about one of the many scenario’s that’s plagued men with colon cancer.

*Plays Michael Jackson’s Beat It* Nothing happens