Week 4 Will Rock You

Just got home from todays radiation treatment. Met with the overseeing radiation doctor. We discussed my current medications and the vast improvements they’ve made on my quality of life. All in all it was a smooth visit. But let’s address the elephant in the room.

Everyone is focused on Will Smith & Chris Rock. Will smith once penned:

I’m rough like sandpaper,

Hard like algebra.

You should be glad that I was nice,

And I allowed ya to

Step on stage.

To kick your rhymes off.

I tried to be nice,

But you mistook that for softness.

Now it’s goin' to hell with your opinion!

What I say goes from now on,

This is my dominion!

Are there any rappers to step on stage

Cause if you do You'll feel the force of my rage,

I'm on a rampage!!!!!!!

And here you were thinking all along that Will was soft! It’s like a Simpson’s prediction!

Seriously though. I’m not too invested about the new Batman slap meme we all have access to now. It’s times like this that government entities start sliding in sneaky agendas while we’re all looking away.

Swearing in public is illegal. (Fuck)

It is illegal to keep a couch on your porch. (I literally have a couch on my porch right now)

Living on a boat for more than 30 days is illegal. (Sorry T-Pain)

Tire screeching is banned. (Don’t tread on me)

It is illegal to park in front of Dunkin’ Donuts. ()

These are just a few examples of laws that are being passed and I feel pretty confident you were not aware of any of these changes. Now is the perfect time to slide in additional monitoring clauses and changes that affect our privacy etc. #EndOfConspriacyTheory

Back to why you’re really here. . The Cancer battle continues! We are going to win! There’s simply too many of you for me to let down now!

This morning was a doozy. From maybe 2:30 AM until 9:30 AM when I could take my medicine again. I took it early in attempt to complete my family visit comfortably so had to sweat it out during the wee hours of the morning while nobody could see my suffering. But now the meds are back in my system and I feel legit. Thanks for tuning in and I’ll be sure to update you all again once the song “We Will We Will Rock You, "stops playing.

Side note: DreamWorks has announced that for their latest installment of the Madagascar story arc they plan to use Will Smith as the voice of the rabid hyena leader that hunts zebras in which Marty saves the day by relying on his uncanny wit and sense of humor.